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Sardarji Jokes

onlinefunnyjokes — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:27:34 +0000

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar : Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!

onlinefunnyjokes — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:56:22 +0000

If you want to your wife to listen to what you have to say , do your talking in your sleep.

onlinefunnyjokes — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:43:51 +0000

He : ”Your kisses are like stars, darling.”

She : “Are they heavenly, sweetheart?”

He : “No, dearest, they’re distant !”

onlinefunnyjokes — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:42:09 +0000

Teacher : “Make a sentence in which one word repeated four times.”

Student : “Lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.”

onlinefunnyjokes — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:36:51 +0000

Man to waiter : “Waiter, I think there is flie in the tea. Please bring another cup of tea.

Waiter to man : “Sir, in the price of tea you will get flie only. You will not get elephant.”

onlinefunnyjokes — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:27:12 +0000

The honeymoon is really over when he mobile phones to say he will be late for dinner and she is already left a note saying it is in the kitchen.

onlinefunnyjokes — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 20:03:01 +0000

Sardar: “Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.”

Sardar’ Wife : “Yes darling, I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.”

onlinefunnyjokes — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:57:53 +0000

Teacher : “Johny, if two and two is four, how much is four and four?”

Johny : ” That’s not fair. You always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.”

onlinefunnyjokes — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:48:34 +0000

He : “What attracted you to me in the first place?”

She : “Your feet I have always heard that the greatest lovers in the world have largest feet, and you have largest shoes I have ever seen.”

He: “You flatter me !”

She : “But tell me whose shoes are you wearing?”

onlinefunnyjokes — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:31:20 +0000

2ND Sardar: With whom you are speaking to?

1ST Sardar: With wife….

2ND Sardar: With so much love….?

1ST Sardar: Yours only.